Dear MI5 and other interested parties,
Just left a meeting of fellow lone maverick eco-extremists. Some interesting plans have been hatched. Mostly we plan to go to the pub this afternoon. Different pubs, of course. We are lone maverick eco-extremists after all.
With that in mind, I also plan to get some hummus and bread for my dinner. I'll do it covertly, in a manner that will not draw attention to myself. I have heard that MI5 has agents positioned in Tesco stores around the UK. Every purchase of hummus is recorded on a government database. As we all know hummus is one of the staple foods of a lone maverick eco-extremist; most of us are vegans. The middle classes quite like hummus as well, but they are also slowly being won over by the Greens, so soon they will have to be properly monitored.
Sincerely,
Lone Maverick Eco-Extremist No.143, Cell 54, Based in the UK.
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Saturday, 15 November 2008
Introduction
I am a lone maverick eco-extremist.
For legal reasons, I cannot tell you my name or location. I am only willing to reveal my Lone Maverick Eco-Extremist number as assigned by The Alliance of Lone Maverick Eco-Extremists (TALMEE). I am number 143. My lone maverick eco-extremist cell is 54. I am based in the UK.
I am establishing this blog because I have massive eco-ego and I feel it is important that I tell the story of the Alliance of Lone Maverick Eco-Extremists in a fair and balanced way. I would hate for a national newspaper to have to rely solely on the lies of the UK Government, much better to rely on the fictions I publish here.
As this blog progresses I will reveal the full account of how The Alliance was formed and where we plan to go in the future; mostly our separate ways, lone mavericks have loner tendencies and not that many friends. Too busy with evil schemes to save the world, we are more like socialists whom don't socialise. You know the sort, sits in the quiet corner of a pub reading the Indy newspaper, planning to destroy something in order to save something else. Like an MI5 agent, but without the noble of agenda you acquire by working for the government.
Anyway, I have said too much for the moment.
Sincerely,
Lone Maverick Eco-Extremist No.143, Cell 54, Based in the UK.
For legal reasons, I cannot tell you my name or location. I am only willing to reveal my Lone Maverick Eco-Extremist number as assigned by The Alliance of Lone Maverick Eco-Extremists (TALMEE). I am number 143. My lone maverick eco-extremist cell is 54. I am based in the UK.
I am establishing this blog because I have massive eco-ego and I feel it is important that I tell the story of the Alliance of Lone Maverick Eco-Extremists in a fair and balanced way. I would hate for a national newspaper to have to rely solely on the lies of the UK Government, much better to rely on the fictions I publish here.
As this blog progresses I will reveal the full account of how The Alliance was formed and where we plan to go in the future; mostly our separate ways, lone mavericks have loner tendencies and not that many friends. Too busy with evil schemes to save the world, we are more like socialists whom don't socialise. You know the sort, sits in the quiet corner of a pub reading the Indy newspaper, planning to destroy something in order to save something else. Like an MI5 agent, but without the noble of agenda you acquire by working for the government.
Anyway, I have said too much for the moment.
Sincerely,
Lone Maverick Eco-Extremist No.143, Cell 54, Based in the UK.
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